Grammarian,Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Brands Patience Jonathan With Vocabs Of Life

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon has always been known for his A-Level oriented grammar,lol…He recently broke his long silence to comment on the Rivers State House of Assembly mayhem, he directed his words at the first lady Patience Jonathan…

Read the dictionary needed message below,lol:

“Is the malodorous excrescence in Rivers State, cascadingly oozing out from erebus Dame, all about the satiation of a megalomaniacal presidential termagant?
“Let someone assist me in whispering to the Dame that ‘Alagamus Paret Ai Ai Num, Ai Ai Num Cest Daret, Opotere Alagamus’.”
Chai….Madam must read this and respond.lol

Five Reasons Iyanya Would Die For Yvonne Nelson

Iyanya disclosed at a recent interview with Ebuka Obi-Uchendu on ‘Rubbin Minds’, that he’ll dine with Genevieve, Die for Yvonne Nelson and Dust off Tonto during his chat with the host.

I would not bore you Tonto Dikeh’s verdict. You may be wondering what dust off means. It could mean that ‘beat the heck out of’ or shake off something that’s a pest but it definitely doesn’t sound like a positive word.

As for Genevieve, who wouldn’t want to dine with the queen. She’s classical and absolutely gorgeous!

The main course is the fact that he said ‘i’ll die for Yvonne Nelson’ and you may also be wondering what must be the inspiration behind such utterances. Here’s my take on the matter. Five reasons Iyanya would die for Yvonne Nelson.
1. Yvonne Nelson is a sincere babe
Yvonne Nelson is a down-to-earth lady. If you had the chance of meeting her in person or if you watched her interview on Ndani TV’s juice you’d realize she’s a real person and very sincere at that.


Her laughter is deep and genuine. She speaks her mind without fear. When sincere people give their heart, they give themselves wholeheartedly almost to the point that it begins to affect them. Iyanya got a share of this sincerity and didn’t make the best of it but he recognizes it.

2. That Tattoo on Iyanya’s hand
The tattoo on Iyanya’s wrist means a lot. Women are the ones who would fall head over heels in love and inscribe their man’s name everywhere they can. For men, we are more conservative lovers, often cautious not really trusting women wholeheartedly with our heart.

Yvonne meant a lot to Iyanya and that’s why he has her tattoo on his wrist to always stare him in the face and remind him of his love for her. If he had put it on his back, he would have forgotten about the tattoo several times.

3. Yvonne Nelson is to die for
Abi na. Yvonne Nelson isn’t just any babe. She is a model. She is sexy and pretty. She doesn’t rant all over Twitter as some other celebs do. She chooses her words. She does a lot of bikini pictures but those are insufficient to say she likes to show herself unclad.

She has legs that don’t end and they shine like ivory, everytime and she flaunts them in ways that make people stare without blinking. The precis of this is that, Yvonne is fashionable and classy. Forget all the blog gist's about her dating Dammy Krane or Ice Prince, they are not true.

4. Yvonne loves Iyanya
There’s something about Iyanya that makes him likable #nohomo. The Kukere crooner also recognizes the fact that he won Yvonne’s heart. She loves him and he knows it. Iyanya also recognized the fact that they didn’t split on very good terms. You know it’s better to part ways based on health issues or other issues that don’t border on infidelity.

One party always feels guilty. Wanting to seek ways to make restitution. Iyanya probably feels the only way he can prove beyond reasonable doubt to Yvonne Nelson that he sincerely and deeply loves her is by saying he can ‘take a bullet’ for her.

5. Iyanya maybe planning a comeback
Iyanya is a performer, like Tonto Dikeh. They sometimes say things they don’t mean all for the sake of entertainment. Doesn’t mean they mean harm [Tonto's own is too much]. When Iyanya freestyled at Tim Westwood TV and he said all he wanted was the waist, we knew he was kidding.

The reasons for the separation of the lovebirds are not irreconcilable. Yvonne should understand that dating an A-list celebrity come with its risks. That includes cheating. It is easy for you to be swarmed up by women when you are a celeb like Iyanya. Sometimes you get sexually harassed.

The body may be divided on several beds, the heart only rests in the hands of one person. Iyanya may stage a comeback when he takes a break off the tours and performances and all. And that statement sounds like a signal. But hey this may just be my own fantasy. I love them both. Iyanya should use a bullet-proof vest whenever he chooses to perform the stunt.

BREAKING! Female NSUK Student, Florence Ngwu Found Dead In A Lagos Hotel

The story has been circulating and some have said her name is Florence Ngwu and she is a 300L student of University of Nigeria. Till now, sources can't say what her mission in the hotel was. They still don't know who she came to see in Lagos, that made her lodge in the hotel, but her dead body was found on the floor. Really sad, it's not even one year that Cynthia Osokogu died. Please ladies let us be careful. May her soul rest in peace. A picture of her lifeless body below, so sad.

 

DRAMA: How Fathia Balogun & Iyabo Ojo Almost Destroyed Toyin Aimakhu’s Marriage

There was said to be a mild drama between two actresses, Iyabo Ojo and Fathia Balogun during one of their colleagues, Toyin Aimakhu's wedding.
If not for the prompt intervention of some colleagues in the movie industry, the low-keyed but highly hyped wedding of Nollywood actress, Toyin Aimakhu to his Tinsel actor husband, Niyi Johnson would have been marred by drama.
This is because Fathia Balogun and Iyabo Ojo nearly disrupted the ceremony with a fight. If you think a man might be the cause of the brouhaha, then you are very far from the 411.
As we reliably learnt from eye witnesses, seniority claims led to the rise of their adrenalins.
It was gathered that Fathia Balogun first got to the event held on Monday, July 8, 2013 at Sabitex Hotel, Lekki, Lagos, after the marriage registry at the Ikoyi Registry, before Iyabo Ojo got there. It was while Iyabo was greeting her colleagues that trouble started, which led to a hot exchange of words between the two stars.
Those who claimed to be at the event said when Iyabo got to where Fathia was sitting, she allegedly called the former wife of Saidi Balogun by her name, which angered Fathia. She was said to have told others at the event to warn Iyabo from calling her by her name if she cannot add the prefix ‘aunty’ to her name as a sign of respect in Yoruba land.
Iyabo didn’t take this lightly with Fathia, who reportedly insisted on knowing what Fathia would do is she refuses to add the prefix to her name. The two were almost throwing punches at each other but for the quick intervention of their colleagues.
The fight for the ‘aunty’ prefix is not new in the industry. Lizzy Anjorin and Iyabo only settled their bitter fight of many years because of the same reason.
Efforts to speak with Iyabo Ojo on this issue proved abortive, as her PA picked and claimed she is on set. But upon insisting the actress' aide declined to give her the phone for us to talk to her on this story.

'World's Oldest Person' found in South Africa

 

At 119 years old Johanna Mazibuko, who lives in small town south-west of Johannesburg, could be the world's oldest person.

Ms Mazibuko was born in 1894, according to her identity papers, and has outlived five of her seven children.

"God gave my life in abundance, plus a bonus. I am very old now," she told South Africa's Sowetan newspaper.

According to Guinness World Records, the oldest living person is Misao Okawa, from Japan, who is 115.

Ms Mazibuko shares her house in Klerksdorp, which is about 160km (100 miles) south-west of Johannesburg, with her 77-year-old son, Tseko Mazibuko, who is also a pensioner.

According to the Sowetan, Ms Mazibuko prides herself on still being able to make her bed every morning.

"I'm doing alright," she said.

Her ID book, issued in 1986, shows her date of birth as 11 May 1894, the Sowetan reports.

South Africa's home affairs ministry has not confirmed the authenticity of Ms Mazibuko's identity documents, but the AFP news agency says it has seen a copy of them.

Ms Mazibuko, the oldest of 10 siblings, reportedly cooks, dresses herself, does the laundry and watches television.

"She is able to move on her own but cannot stand for a long time. She gets dizzy," her son told the Sowetan.

Ms Mazibuko has lived through British colonialism, apartheid and the era of democracy led by Nelson Mandela, who was elected South Africa's president in 1994.

The oldest person recorded in history was Jeanne Calment from France who died 4 August 1997 aged 122.

Basketmouth bought a brand new car for his wife as her birthday gift

The funny comedian, who is one of the most traveled Nigerian entertainers, bought a brand new 2013 Honda Crosstour for his wife as her birthday gift. Elsie Uzoma Okpocha was a year older on July 14th.